“I think you’re gonna be the one wearing this…!”, said Bianca, when we opened the package containing this month’s sex toy for review. A part of CalExotics’ new strap-on system, the Lover’s Thong (SE-0061-10-3) - according to the box pictures - is designed to be worn by the woman during intercourse, to provide stimulation for both partners. A great premise, which for us, didn’t live up to the promise.
First though, the details:
This product is all made from smooth, slightly
textured quality Silicone, even the straps, although the adjustment clips are
clear plastic. The slim, 7-function vibrator
is tapered at both ends, made from ABS plastic, and fairly powerful. The pleasure part consists of a ring of
silicon beads, with the vibrator sleeve on top, much like a vibrating cock ring;
short molded tabs then connect the ring assembly to the straps, which had
plenty of adjustment. Bianca came into
the bedroom wearing the pink thong, and a black lingerie top with spaghetti straps
that fit tightly across her breasts; I was test-ready in moments. So she laid down, made a few final tweaks to
the strap-on, and we got started with our uh, testing.
We understood the idea of course, and
really tried to find a terrific position, but…the silicone beads and vibrator sleeve
kept grabbing Bianca’s hairs, the straps dug into her thighs, and it was hard
to find the switch on the stimulator; there isn’t enough texture
difference. Maybe it had to do with our
weight (we’re both plus size…), and it could be more useful for trimmer
couples, I dunno. We couldn’t seem to
figure out how to enjoy this enhancer. Finally,
Bianca had enough, and she took off the thong. “Whew”, she sighed, “now it’s
your turn, just like I thought originally”.
So I decided to try this as a cock ring, and we set about unhooking the straps,
which was tedious, and difficult with slippery fingers! Once we got it disconnected, I first got Bianca
humming by sliding the beads along her clit and slightly into her pussy. She just loves that kind of stroke, and
enjoyed that, but with these beads, I had to add lube to them from grabbing her
hairs, and causing an unpleasant pinch. Enough
was enough, and now I slid the ring over just my cock, vibrator on top, pumped up
a little volume, and joined Bianca’s waiting pussy, missionary style. I should also add that her arms were tied
outstretched to the sides of the bed, a little light bondage.
“Ouch!
That grabbed a hair…!", she cried.
I tried a different angle, she shifted down. I rotated the ring so the vibrator was on the
bottom, she shifted to the side; we were a bit of a comedy act. Finally, we gave up, and tossed the ring
aside; fortunately, the frustrations we faced didn’t interfere with our master
plan. Those spaghetti straps on her lingerie
top delivered Bianca some exciting breast bondage when pulled even tighter,
forcing her nipples between the straps; that coupled with seeing her pull so hard
on her wrist restraints, kept me very hard, as she got off magnificently, and then
blew me a wild orgasm, riding along with her.
When it’s good, it’s very, very good.
So, about this product; well, ultimately
we had more annoyance then pleasure.
Maybe it would be better for a different body size or type, maybe it’s a
girl-girl thing, I just don’t know. If
you’re intrigued by this, then certainly give it a try; it’s well made, and from
the most body-friendly materials, so you can’t go wrong there. Like so many things in life, it’s different
strokes for different folks, so this may be a great pleasurizer for you. Play nice, play hard.
