TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE

Bianca and I get new sex toys every month, from one of the largest manufacturers, for review, feedback, and blogging; we’re on their panel of ‘Sexperts’; haha, I guess that puts us in a much more fun 1%...!   We take our role as reviewers very seriously…well, maybe not so much “seriously”, as “passionately”…and I excitedly opened this month’s package, to discover a vibrator that came with an optional bullet.  “Oh, I get it…um, cool…”, I said, quickly imagining us enjoying this new twist.  A few days later, that turned out to be exactly right; we liked this one a lot. 

WMS3480

“Sex is gonna be pretty vanilla tonight…”, said Bianca.  “Oh, that’s OK…no problem…”, I grinned.  We have more kinky sex than any three people we know, which kind of makes vanilla a spicy variation!  So we got naked, and lying next to each other, nestled, talked, and touched, on a slow build, until Bianca said, “…ya know, I just don’t think I have any heat in me tonight…”.  But that was just as my fingers had reached her bush, and she let out a surprised pleasure gasp when I first stroked her pussy.  “Oh, you definitely have heat…!”, I laughed, and continued stroking. Soon, we had a swell rhythm going, and then - as I often do - I decided it was time to take things to the next level.  Happily, this month’s sex toy was still sitting on the nightable, after cleaning and installing the batteries earlier.  Enter the “Transcend 10-Function Vibrator With Remote Bullet”.  Quite a mouthful that soon turned into a pussyfull…!

This vibrator has two parts.  First is the body-safe stimulator, made from inert ABS with a proprietary, soft-touch coating. The shape flows between two different sizes for varied teasing, and the large control button works great, making the whole vibrator comfortable to hold and use; ours was Blue, and there’s two other colors available.  And then there’s part two: a detachable, football-shaped, chrome-plated bullet, that plugs into a socket on the larger end of the vibrator, and mimics whatever the main unit is doing...!  The bullet’s slim shape proved to be great for smooth insertion; keep reading.

We started with just the vibrator and our favorite lube. I continued stroking Bianca’s pussy, trying the different rhythms until one of the intermittent ones was just right, and Bianca was starting to rock and moan.  “Here, let me do that…”, she urged me.  Now I’m even harder…and since I have my hand free, I lube up and start stroking myself, as she’s driving herself wilder.  And then…it was time to push the envelope again!  So without disturbing Bianca’s fine rhythm, I leaned over and plugged in the bullet, not touching her with it just yet, though.  I enjoyed it on my balls and cock for a while first, then started teasing Bianca’s pussy and perineum, while she continued to jack her clit; teamwork at it’s finest!  More teasing, more lube, and then, with the bullet fully inserted inside her, she came to a screaming-for-mercy, writhing, thunderous orgasm.  “Uhhhhhh, ch-ange…change…!” she begged, meaning she wanted my cock instead of the bullet.  She was still coming I think, when I got inside her, she felt so hot and spicy, that I soon had a grunting, pounding orgasm of my own.  “And I really thought I didn’t have any heat…!”, Bianca grinned.

So we give this vibrator/bullet combination an A+ for versatility and erotic potential.  This stimulator was big fun, and mostly responsible for creating an unexpected good time...! 

Something I’d change, though, is the wire that connects the bullet.  It’s just plain, clear insulated wire, with a mini-jack connector, and it’s all very electrical-looking.  It would be so much sexier if the wire had a matching silicone sheath that also covered most of the plug end.  One minor annoyance, too, is that on the first few speeds, it’s very noisy; it’s no problem for us, but could be a concern if discretion is needed.  All in all, this is one (actually two…) vibrator(s) we’ll keep handy!

Shibari Kundalini Hot Sauce

 “In my fantasy, I imagine that the tighter I tie you, and the more restrictive, the more intense your pleasure will be…”, I said, “…plus, it’s what gets me really hard”, I grinned.  Bianca said no, it wasn’t that way for her.  She shook her head, but her lips curled into a wry smile.  “No…”, I said, “you actually respond wildly to being restrained harder…like, you know how sometimes when you’re about to come, I’ll pull the ropes or cuffs tighter and tighter…? ” “Ummm, I do like that…”, she said.  “Well…”, I smiled, “…that’s what I mean, this is the same thing, just sooner and more intense.”  Laughing now, she agreed to give it some thought.

“I’ve been feeling a lot of energy in my core lately…”, Bianca mused.  She had just had some deep-release Kundalini bodywork, and concurrently, discovered her love of Shibari, courtesy of our new silicone rope.  Quite a double-header!  Introducing bondage scenarios has always been my domain. Bianca, although my very willing participant, rarely initiated.  No complaints, mind you.  And now, suddenly:  this new, ancient, world of sexual, artistic, restrictive bondage opened up to us the moment she felt the silicone rope.  Shibari really turns her on, and I’m immediately so on board…!  It’s very hot to watch her experimenting with the ropes solo, and deeply sensual when we do the tying together.  She already, innately, knows how to tie a breast harness, which is great for both of us…!  More about that later.  The sexual energy around here is palpable, and new sex toys continue to arrive, almost too many to review in a month; we are, however, somehow managing to stay current.  Life is good.

Recently, we received some evaluation samples from the just-released, official Fifty Shades of Grey collection.  Included was their version of an underbed bondage system, which consists of an adjustable center strap, with two straps off each end, designed to be positioned under a mattress.  We already have such a system, and it’s always set up with the straps out to the sides, for Bianca’s favorite spread-eagle position.  But I’ve always wanted to also have the capability for connecting cuffs at the head or foot of the mattress.  Comparing systems, I found that on our king-size bed, the straps on the new system were a little too short for making side-to-side connections; our existing system’s straps are longer.  But…the new system's straps were the perfect length for adding connections at the head and foot of the mattress.  So I added it to our system, and now, with both systems under the mattress, we have eight straps surrounding the bed…!  This would soon prove to be a very good thing...

Bianca finds the cuffs that came with this set to be very comfortable, and this has allowed us to explore the whole “being tied tighter” thing; our first results are very encouraging.  Jump to last night:  Bianca entered the bedroom wearing two silicone ropes she had tied herself; an elaborate purple breast harness, and a single black crotch rope and belt.  Astonishing!  After modeling her rigging for me, she laid on the bed, and spread her arms out wide. “Oh, would you like me to restrain your arms…?”, I asked.  “Uh-huh…”, she replied with a grin.  Always glad to oblige, I cuffed her wrists, pulled the side straps out from under the mattress, attached the cuffs, and tightened the straps moderately.  “Now…”, I said, “…your ankles should be cuffed too, even if we don’t use them…just for the feeling of having the cuffs on…”, and I wrapped a cuff snugly around each ankle.  What a hot sight she was, and after lots of teasing, stroking and kissing, the lips of her pussy were plumped and primed…for an application of the new crop (also from the Fifty Shades collection) we’ve been wanting to try…!  “Remember, they come is sets of three…”, I reminded her, as I took careful aim on her pussy.

Smack!  “Oooohhh!”, she moaned, as her hips raised off the bed.  SMACK! “Ooo-oo-oooh!”, she quivered.  Then the third and final – hard – SMAAACCKK!!!!  “Oooohh-oooh-ooohhh…!!” Bianca nearly jumped off the bed (good thing she was tied down…), clenched her thighs together and cried, “That’s enough! Closed for business!!”  Remember that new underbed system?  I did.  “Closed for business??”, I said, “I’ll show you closed for business…!”, and I quickly grabbed a carabiner, hooked her two ankle cuffs together, reached down to the foot of the bed, pulled up one of the straps, clipped it to her ankle cuffs, and tightened the strap.  “Oooohhhh…unnuuuhhh…”, she murmered, laughing and wriggling!  Now…a few more swats of the crop over her pussy had her writhing more deeply, and it was definitely time for me to join the party, so I released her ankles, and spread her legs apart.  Yep, those bottom straps were a very good addition!

As I got between Bianca’s legs, to test my “tighter” theory, I reached up and snugged one of her wrist straps; she got hotter and I got harder.  Then I tightened the other one…and she got even hotter; I think I heard the lube sizzle.  Now I got inside her, and while stroking Bianca, I repeatedly adjusted the straps, pulling her arms tighter, and tighter, as she wriggled more furiously against the restraints, until, explosively…she came in ways we’re still talking about…!   I think she actually levitated for a few seconds!  I’m very visual, and seeing the cuffs distort around Bianca’s wrists from being pulled so tightly was an enormous turn-on for me.   And feeling that single crotch rope against the side of my cock added lots of new stimulation for me, and obviously, it had had the same effect on Bianca!  She was now in low earth orbit, but I wasn’t done yet.  I leaned back, lifted her legs and slid underneath, on my side, crossways, into one of our favorite positions.  But before coming back inside her, I made the wrist straps even tighter…!  Of course, lying sideways, I could only reach one side’s arm restraint, but that was no problem with the underbed system.  I easily grabbed and pulled the cross-strap under the mattress, which tightened Bianca’s opposite wrist strap, and then I tightened her near strap, as she writhed more fervently against the restraints.  Now, with one hand slid under her ass, I fingered and tugged on the crotch rope, and began stroking her again…until…Bianca’s hips shook, she half-twisted to one side - as much as the wrist straps would let her - and I kept pumping - and she just kept coming!  My cock felt enormous, and after a few more strokes, I came thunderously, shaking and making primal noises.  “Sounds like you never made before…”, Bianca told me later.  This was one for the books!

Now though, she was first to speak.  “Uhhh, whaaa-t was T-H-A-T…?!”, she grunted.  “Uhhhhmmm, T-H-A-T was what happens when you’re restrained very tightly…”, I grinned.  “Oh, that couldn’t have been it…”, Bianca’s voice said, but her Cheshire Cat grin said something different…!  “Well whatever it was, you get an A++”, she purred.   

Honey, I’m just gettin’ started…!