Saturday, August 23, 2014

ROSIE AND MAX



"But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie"
-Jackson Browne

I've been told that I possess a good touch, and I couldn't agree more with Jackson Browne.  With that touch of mine, and rampant imagination, I've made masturbation an artform. Hey - anything worth doing, is worth doing well, right? I've accessorized. I've added vibration. And because I built the Sexy Bondage Restraints' website product by product, and image by image, I've got three lifetimes worth of visual stim. Why I'm telling all this now is because this month, our product review sexploration features an Apollo Reversible Premium Masturbator Max, a new masturbation sleeve made from fleshlike TPR, and this is the backdrop against which I'm reviewing. When this arrived, Bianca just handed it to me and said, "Enjoy...!", so this was going to be a solo flight.
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 Being reversible is a cool feature. One side has the ribs and dimples you see in the pic, and the other side is smooth but sculpted for sensation; one end is closed to create more suction. Overall, this stroker is 4-3/4" long, with enough girth to fit my hand comfortably.  The material is supple and skinlike, and feels good to the touch. For me, though, masturbator sleeves are just more trouble than they're worth. I do very well bare-handed. And you have to either clean or toss these afterward. And maybe, too, it's because my cock is regularly inside a real pussy, but I've just never seen the point. I didn't even come with this one; I played around with it in the shower, but frankly, I do me so much better, so I did.

Obviously, though, there's a lot of men who dig these things, and this one's got great potential; I liked the smooth side better - the suction was great. Even so, I guess I'm just a romantic, but I still prefer the bare-handed route.

I'm not putting this away just yet though. I've started to imagine a scenario where Bianca, blindfolded, and with her wrists tied together, has to get me off by using this stroker. Yep, that could work. Hmmm, I should have the long-handled crop ready nearby, too...