TWO TANGO

We've finally played with this month's pleasure products enough to have something to say; it's challenging, but you know, like they say, someone has to do it. I love my life. And my wife. We had two products to review, and I could already see them going together.

BICEP RESTRAINT

Bianca said, "No way...", when I showed her the first product, an Bicep Restraint with two cuffs and an adjustable connecting strap, well made of that nice brocade fabric as the rest of the Scandal line. "...this looks very uncomfortable." "Well, we'll have to check it out later...", I encouraged her, as she kept shaking her head. "What's this though...", she was asking about the other product, a panty vibe, so I handed her the purple bean-shaped vibrator.

JULIETTE PANTY VIBE

"It's a remote controlled panty vibe and it has good eco cred- it's USB charged. The remote uses a battery though, too bad; oh well, they give you the battery." "Feels really nice...", Bianca said, and handed it back to me. I charged and cleaned the vibrator - always thoroughly wash new stuff with soap and water - installed the battery in the remote, and viola! - we had vibes...! Three of steady buzz with increasing speed, and then four with intermittent pulsations, Bianca's favorite rhythm. Nice.

A couple of days later, we were on the sofa watching TV, and the vibrator was still sitting on the side table (obviously, we don't have kids...). "Let's try this...", I invited her, and Bianca happily obliged, lifting her sweatpants and sliding the vibe under her panties. I enjoyed watching her wriggle herself and the vibrator into position while I put the battery into the remote (always keep batteries out or they'll quickly drain to zero). We both settled back down.

"Ooooooh...!" Bianca jumped a little when I pressed the first button, and then practically bounced off the sofa when I got to the pulsating patterns. "Ohhh...uhhh....stay a little longer in...each one...", she begged, and we continued our study. Don't really remember what we were watching. After maybe fifteen minutes, she waved me off, and took out the vibrator. "It'd be better with some lube...", she smiled, in a very content voice, "...let's just chill now." We settled back and rewound whatever we were watching.

I'm a big fan of remote vibrators for bondage teasing, and next time, there was plenty of lube. And we still had the bicep restraint to try out. "The cuffs don't fit my upper arms..." Bianca told me. That's a problem we've encountered before; with few exceptions, there's no plus size bondage restraints. Bianca's a rubenesque beauty, and these cuffs' maximum fit (17" around) is too small. Still, I was determined to use them somehow. I tried them on her ankles, but the cuffs were too big...thighs, too small...wrists, one cuff could restrain both. All in all, it just didn't work for us. For those who do fit, I could easily imagine the pictured scenario, though, or using the restraint when your lovely submissive has her wrists already bound behind her, cuffing her upper arms, and adjusting the strap to tighten the restriction. Actually that'd be pretty hot. OK, whew, moving on, we set the restraint aside, and picked up the panty vibe.

Always looking ahead, I had picked out the harness-style wet-look panties Bianca was wearing, and buckled her in nice and tight; I chose these because they could be removed in case her legs happened to be tied, as was my plan. She laid back, and pulling the panties aside, I ran some lube onto my fingers to warm up, and stroked slick liberally onto Bianca's pussy, then slid the vibrator between her lips, and pulled the panty back over. Bianca reached down and adjusted the vibrator, while I reached over and took a belt out of the bedside drawer. "Oh, noooo..." she protested - sort of - as I buckled the belt around her ankles - one of my old belts fits perfectly twice around - and laid down next to her, remote in hand. We were ready to begin.

Lying close, with me stroking her breasts and thighs, Bianca responded deliciously with squirming and gasping at the different patterns, especially those intermittent ones. But as it turns out, these were not the right panties. The vibe is substantial, and slid around too easily with only a small triangle of fabric trying to hold it in place; boy shorts or a stretchy, fuller panty would be better. So we both stopped repositioning the vibrator, and out it came. But it had already done well enough getting Bianca hot. In short order, I released the belt around her ankles, unbuckled the panty harness straps, spread her legs, propped a pillow under her ass, and showed us both a very good time.

This remote-controlled panty vibrator has a great future with us, and I see lots of scenarios for its starring role. And the bicep restraint, hmmm...well, maybe for us it's a forearm restraint, leaving Binaca's hands free for other things. This obviously requires more study...!